Penguin Baseball

Times change and games change. Penguin baseball is a funny version of sadism taken to the nth degree. You have a poor penguin in the center of the screen and using your joystick you’re supposed to hit it again and again. Presumably till it explodes. For obvious reasons this is a venture that is irresistible to the young among us. They want to try out new experiences no matter how stupid or downright crazy. And the fact of the matter is you cannot stop the younger generation from trying out new experiments in reality and fantasy. That’s because the future belongs to them for better or for worse. And it so happens to be that only the future can decide what is good for the future. Not the dead past (no matter how honorable it is).

Just how bloody penguin baseball is can be seen from the constant battering and vicious explosive anger directed at the cute fat animal that is the target of this game. What harm one can think has this poor flightless Antarctic bird done to anybody. Really, even in fantasy such behavior ought to be condemned. There is no justification for letting out rage in a cathartic fashion at anything unnecessarily. It is utterly meaningless. This can only produce psychopathic tendencies in the individual where they will want to pick up a baseball bat and hot someone with it on the head.

Penguin baseball steroid version is too bad to even describe. It’s a matter of how many times you can beat the crap out of the bird with that stick in your hand. The more times you whack it and the more it gets injured the better your score gets. What sense is there in this one can only guess. Seems at some point freedom tips over into perversion. And there things turn nasty. It all goes from a rub to a pinch. This is the game on steroids and it shows roid rage. The players can get as aggressive as they want.

Whoever invented baseball obviously didn’t have this in mind. Computers weren’t invented then. With evolution animals tend to become fitter and meaner. Even human beings are not above being reduced to a statistic. Sad when you consider it, isn’t it?

Extreme penguin baseball is a sport not for the meek of heart. Children can take it all out as they want to but will ultimately pay the consequences. Almost like the Gulf War veterans who while they were kids used to play war games and ended up thinking of war as a game for real. In increments the levels of violence spiral upwards till there is no more differentiation between normality and brutality. For those who make the plunge from penguin baseball to penguin baseball steroid version all the way to the extreme degradation it is a matter of time before their aggressive impulses will get the better of them.

So having considered so many variations of the penguin baseball game one thinks to oneself that why could we not have left the game of baseball in real life instead of transferring it to computers and making a mess out of it.